Happy Stories From our customers

Okay, spent some time digging around this morning, and unfortunately, I must confess, there aren’t that many funny jewelry jokes out there. Maybe I need to create one myself, because I see a lot of humor in this business. But here goes nothing!

WARNING – we cannot be held responsible for any potential unfunniness!

 

Moderately Funny Jewelry Joke #1

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, “I don’t think you understand, I want something very special.”

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. “Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000,” the jeweler said.
The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, “We’ll take it.”

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. ” I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,” he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.
“There’s no money in that account.”

“I know”, said the old man, “but can you imagine the weekend I had?”

 

Moderately Funny Jewelry Joke #2

A woman enters a jewelry store and says, “You sold my husband a diamond ring yesterday but it’s the wrong size.”

“No problem madam. We can adjust the finger size easily.”

“Oh, you don’t understand, you sold him a five carat, and I take a ten carat size.”

 

 

Moderately Funny Jewelry Joke #3

“Rachel, darling, how wonderful to see you after all these years! My life, what an incredibly large diamond ring you’ve got. Is it a very famous diamond?”

“Oh yes, Hermione, it’s the famous Bloomenstein diamond, but it’s got a curse with it”.

“Really, what’s the curse?”

“Mr. Bloomenstein, of course!” says Rachel.

Our Holiday Sparkle Sale is in full swing, where we offer affordable jewelry from our collection. But more than just a great price, these pieces were hand-chosen by our staff for their classic appeal and high quality.

One of our most popular pieces is our Diamond Filigree Necklace In 14kt White Gold – and for good reason. It’s elegant simplicity pairs perfectly with a “night out on the town” outfit or something as simple as a t-shirt and jeans. It also transcends age – ideal gift for the teen on your list or your grandmother.

Why?

Because classic pieces are classic for a reason: they work for all occasions on almost every woman. And for a long, long time.

Choose a gift that gives for a lifetime.

Diamond Filigree Necklace In 14kt White Gold Diamond filigree slide pendant on an 18″ rope chain set in 14kt white gold featuring approximately .05ct t.w. round brilliant diamonds.   Holiday Sparkle Sale Price: $299

After the craziness that was Kim Kardashian’s brief and wild media-hyped marriage, many questions arose as to who can legally keep the ring after an engagement (or marriage) gone wrong? Well, it varies from state to state and pre-nup to pre-nup. Interestingly, in Kardashian’s case, without a special clause in the prenup, Kim would have been the owner outright – once they became man and wife, the ring would have been Kim’s.

Engagement rings fall under property, contract or family law, and how they are treated varies by state.

In California, it depends on who broke the engagement. For example, if the person who received the ring is the one who is reneging on the engagement, then that person must relinquish the jewelry. In New York, North Carolina, Minnesota, Tennessee and other states, appellate courts say engagement rings are conditional gifts that must be returned to the gift giver if the condition — namely, the marriage — does not take place, regardless of who broke off the engagement. Kansas and Montana say a gift, once given, cannot be taken back.

Source: CNNLiving

From the archives. From time to time we get to re visit our creations. This one came back for a royal spa treatment (clean/polish/check stones/refinish).  Here’s a video along with the customer’s original sketch.